Now the Malaysian can renew their Malaysia passports and their IC / Kad Pengenalan / MyKad online
Here are the sites :
Malaysian Online Passport Renewal site => https://eservices.imi.gov.my/myimms/myPassport?action=welcome&lang=en&type=26&module=passport
Malaysian ID card / Mykad Renewal site => https://mykadganti.jpn.gov.my/login.php
Peace Wisher
Make this world a better place to live.
What women do at home everyday
Something interesting to share...
A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?.. ''Yes," was his incredulous reply.. She answered,. 'Well, today I didn't do it. :)
The Toilet Joke..LOL
OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions"
Warren Buffett's Famous Quotes
On Earning "Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source".
On Spending "If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need".
On Savings "Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving"
On Taking Risk "Never test the depth of river with both the feet".
On Investment "Do not put all eggs in one basket"
On Expectation "Honesty is very expensive gift, do not expect it from cheap people".
Hair cut and bible characters
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,
study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'
Your going to love the Dad's reply:
(YOU`RE GONNA "'LOVE" THIS ANSWER) .........
---- his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?
His father said he'd make a deal: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,
study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'
Your going to love the Dad's reply:
(YOU`RE GONNA "'LOVE" THIS ANSWER) .........
---- his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?
6 PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
6 PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke.. all of them laughed
like crazy..
After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed
this time...
He cracked the same one again & no one laughed !!!
Then he smiled and said ''when you can't laugh on the same joke again &
again then why do you keep crying over the same thing over & over again''
FORGET the past and MOVE ON .........
Alone I can say, but together we can shout. Alone I can smile, but together we can laugh.
Alone I can enjoy, but together we can celebrate!
No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.
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- No point earning so much money you cannot live to spend it.
- Money is not yours until you spend it.
- When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health. Difference is that, it is too late.
- How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.
- No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with.
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke.. all of them laughed
like crazy..
After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed
this time...
He cracked the same one again & no one laughed !!!
Then he smiled and said ''when you can't laugh on the same joke again &
again then why do you keep crying over the same thing over & over again''
FORGET the past and MOVE ON .........
Alone I can say, but together we can shout. Alone I can smile, but together we can laugh.
Alone I can enjoy, but together we can celebrate!
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